Iowa

"In Iowa the summers are burning hot, and the winters are freezing...anyone know? ...Cold"

I just can't get enough of you Mr. Hebron

The Cold War

"Back in the cold war, the Russians had something called a killer satellite. Now this just wasn't your average satellite. It would shoot laser beams and blow up other satellites."

- Yet another ounce of knowledge from my wonderful Earth Science teacher, Mr. Hebron.